Little Bedtime Story(printed with permission from the author, the names were changed to protect the guilty) Here is a little bedtime story for everyone. I know some of you will TRULY enjoy this and appreciate more than others. Once upon a time, there was a very sweet, innocent, pure subbie. She belonged to a group called the (Name of City) Munch. On one such meeting with this wonderful group of people, this sweet, lil' innocent subbie was lead astray by one of her sisters and all but "coerced" into placing a little thing called a "Listerine Strip" on her clit. Ohhh that poor lil' innocent subbie danced around and had a jolly good time with a perma-grin on her face. Then, she heard a sadistic voice. The only words she could make out were "Listerine Strips" and "nipples". Sooooooo..... once again, this poor, naive, INNOCENT subbie, applied half a strip to each nipple. The effects were not as great as the first strip but that was okay. She was still a very happy subbie. :-) It was about this time that it was time for this tired, INNOCENT, sweet subbie to go home. She had a VERY long trek in front her having to drive all the way from (Name of City) to (Name of Town). So, she said her goodbyes and climbed into her little subbie-mobile and headed home, squirming happily in her seat. Driving along the highway, alone in her thoughts, squirming happily along, somewhere on this side of (Name of Town), IT HIT!!! This poor little, innocent, sweet subbie had a problem. Her right nipple was on FIRE!!! Ohhhh my goodness, she did NOT know what to think. She knew she had to stop that seat belt from rubbing her nipples. She knew she had to free it.. she just HAD to. Her nipples were so hard by this time, they reached (Name of Town) long before the rest of her did. In her valiant effort to adjust the seatbelt, and remove her flaming breast from it's bondage, and to keep the car between the little white lines on the freeway, she saw red and blue pretty lights flashing in her rearview mirror. It was then that she looked down and realized she was doing 85 in a 70 zone. Knowing better than to make any sudden moves, this sweet, INNOCENT lil' subbie sat in her car, pulled over on the side of the freeway with her right breast hanging out as the YOUNG officer approached her car asking her to roll down her window. Of course, being the subbie that she is, she promptly obeyed. The YOUNG officer flashed his light onto the INNOCENT subbie and surveyed the situation and did not say a word except to ask why she was driving so fast. It was then that the subbie, with tears in her eyes, (from the strips mind you) told you YOUNG officer how sorry she was and that she did not realize she was driving so fast and the reason was, because she had these Listerine strips on her and they all of a sudden started working!!! With her right breast hanging out, he flashed a light on it, and could still see the outline of a blue square right over her nipple. After picking his jaw up off the ground, he said, incredulously, "You put WHAT? WHERE?!?!?" Being the good, lil' subbie that she is, she dutifully repeated her story. The YOUNG officer then stepped away from her car and he started laughing so hard he dropped his flashlight. Once his fit of laughter subsided, he stepped back to the car and told the sweet, INNOCENT, pure lil' subbie that he was not even going to ask for her license and that he was going to have fun telling THIS one to all his friends. He advised the sweet, lil' INNOCENT subbie to put her breast away, watch the speed limit and to keep BOTH hands on the wheel. Being the good little subbie that she was, she thanked the YOUNG Sir, put her breast away, and drove the rest of the way home uneventfully. :-) This is a TRUE story by the way!!! xoxoxoxoxoxox Listerine Strips part II Ok... believe it or not, there IS a part two to my Listerine story and I just HAD to share it with you! Once upon a time, many months after getting pulled over for illegal use of Listerine strips while driving, there was this adorable little submissive who thought she had learned her lesson, but found out she was very, VERY wrong. You see, this cute little obedient submissive has just recently obtained a new car (2000 Dodge Stratus) and was extremely excited about this car as her other beater (the one well known to the state patrol) had broken down. Well, this subbie did have a lot of friends both vanilla and kinky (if you can believe THAT) and she wanted everyone to see this new car. Well, I would have to say that most ALL of this cute little subbie's friends knew about the Listerine "incident" that happened oh so long ago and she still gets razzed about it from friends vanilla and kinky alike to this very day. Driving around town the other night heading on her way home after an exhausting day of working and showing off the new car, this oh so submissive little girl saw the ever familiar red and blue lights flashing behind her. Sighing heavily, she dutifully pulled over like a good little submissive would. Worried that she did not have any proof of insurance yet as she only had the car a couple of days, she rolled down the window and expertly handed him her license. Taking the license without even looking at it, the police officer ordered me out of my car. Of course, being the obedient submissive that she was, she got out of the car without question as her heart started to race. This was not the normal procedure for her getting pulled over, and if anyone should know, she would. The police officer was very stern looking making the submissive quiver in her place as he asked her if she knew why he had pulled her over. Truly not knowing, the nervous submissive answered him appropriately, "No Sir, I have no idea." It was then that this mean looking police officer told the now shaking submissive a story about a stolen car with illegal contraband and her car matched that description and asked for permission to search the car. The submissive started to try to tell the police officer that she had JUST bought the car... only three days prior and she had absolutely no knowledge of what he was talking about. He then asked again if he could search the car of if I would be willing to hand this contraband over willingly. Out of frustration, this usually quiet, shy submissive started talking back at the officer for not listening to her and not believing her and she asked just WHAT this "illegal contraband" was. The mean police officer looked her straight in the eye as he got very close to her face and said ... "I have it on good authority that you are carrying around illegal quantities of Listerine strips without a license or permit!" Let me tell you... This little submissive was VERY glad she was wearing pants that day! He then confessed to knowing a friend of the submissive who had told him about the story a very long time ago, and then she had seen him that day and told him about the new car and they wanted to have some fun with this innocent submissive. Hmmmm that submissive is now looking up the definition of "fun"! Will this poor, innocent, sweet submissive EVER live down the Listerine Strips? Only time will tell. Time will also tell when Listerine Strips part III will happen! Stay tuned to the ever exciting adventures of the one and only (name of Sweet Li' Subbie) Free-Lance Submissive Extraordinaire!!! |