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     1. The 'I Am Dom Hear Me Roar' Dom:  All shiny new leather wear, with a belt full of toys (just bought at Jack's Whip-O-Rama).  Of *course* he knows what to do! He read SM101...and even watched Exit To Eden three whole times!

     2. The 'I Just Wanna Get Laid' Dom:  Roams the halls of AOL sending IMs to the ladies in the Chateaux  telling them "On your knees! I am a Dom and U R my slave!". When he  gets irate IMs back from the Domme he just sent to by mistake (what, read a profile? you *must* be kidding, right?), he quickly changes his tune to "R U a FDom? I am your slave! May I lick your boots?".

     3. The 'Dungeon Slut' Dom:   Has a new 'lady love' each day (sometimes 2 or 3 a day). He swears  each time  that *this* one is his 'eternal true love'....at least for  the next two hours.

     4. The 'Psycho-Stalker' Dom:  Wants to know *exactly* what you do...every minute of the day and  night.  Insists on BCCs of all sent mail, and Forwards of all read mail, wants access  to your account to check up on you. Do you get the feeling that someone is  watching you? With this one, you're probably right.

     5. The 'I Just Wanna Be Your *Friend*' Dom:  Offers to guide you and protect you....you innocent sweet thing you.  Oh, those other 10 subs? Just friends. Really.

     6. The 'Of Course I'm Dom...Uh Oh My Wife Is Home Gotta Run' Dom: Warning signs:  Picks 'no response' on marital status in profile. "No honey  you can't call me at home...call my voice mail instead". Often disappears in  the middle of a hot n heavy cyber session...uses an excuse like 'my power  went out' when asked  about it. "Of *course* I'm not married!"

     7. The 'I'm Not *That* Type Of Dom' Dom:  Squeaky-clean image. The type of Dom that everyone *knows* is a good guy. He would never do something less than up-front and honorable.
Uh-huh.

     8. The 'Tom Cruise' Dom:  He's young, rich, handsome and perfect....until you meet him in person. Then  you find out that the 'Tom Cruise look-alike' you've been  subbing to is 5'4",  400 lbs, bald, 48 years old, and living with his elderly mother. (Oh yeah...   and he works as a clerk at 7-11...not  as a CEO
of a 'major corp').

     9. The 'Alex I'd Like to Buy a Clue For $200' Dom:  Ok, now you've got a sub....now what?

    10. The 'I Don't Have A Sub Bone In My Body' Dom: Really a bottom at heart, just refuses to admit it...even to himself.

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