How to be a ROD
(Really Obnoxious Dominant)
- ~ Insist that all Bondage play be done only with Silly string.
- ~ For gagging, use Giant Super Sourball Bubble gum, found in
Grocery vending machines.
- ~When your sub starts turning blue from too-tight bounds, tell
them how it brings out the color of their eyes ...
- ~Make them embroider "This Ass Owned and operated by
Mistress/Master (insert name here) on all of their work clothes.
- ~ Flog your submissive... just before they reach sub-space,
sing all verses and Choruses of "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" while circling them
with the silly-string can on full blast...
- ~Asked to be served watermelon, at a play party...bend them
over, naked of course, and have a seed spitting contest with all the Dominants aiming for
the subs anus (hey...that might actually be a fun one for the "games list"
heh heh).... a comment sent by the Dom sender to me...not my comment... ok?? :))
- ~ For wax-play, paint your sub entirely black, then drip a
colorful pattern on them with your brand new box of 96 vibrant colored crayolas, scratch
the colors off with a toothpick, revealing an interesting design underneath...
- ~ When they call their safeword, make them say "pretty
please"...then "pretty please with sugar on top"...before you stop.
- ~Have a new favorite flogger made of gummy worms.
- ~Superglue the nipple clamps ON.
- ~ Send your sub to the Dairy Queen for 2 quarts of Milkshakes,
when they return, have the enema bag hanging in full view.
- ~Sit upright for a backrub, keep saying "a little to the
left" until they get dizzy from going around you.
- ~Wear rainbow socks with toes in them with your 5"
stilettos for that foot fetishist submissive.
- ~Replace the St. Andrew's Cross in the dungeon with a life
size replica of "Barney the purple Dinosaur" that sings, "I love you, you
love me..." attach metal cuffs to the arms and legs of sub and Barney, go watch a
video of Gone With The Wind.
- ~Take your sub to K-mart...lose them and have them called over
the intercom: "Will the redassed-sissyboy/sub-gal (insert favorite humiliating term)
meet your Master/Goddess at the customer service desk"
- ~Give all directives and commands in a Donald Duck voice.
- ~When tired of the Donald Duck voice, use pig-latin.
- ~ When you sub begs to cum, look perplexed and say,
"silly...you are already here"
- ~Insist that you are a born natural with a bull whip.
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