MASOCHISM TANGO

By Tom Lehrer
I ache for the touch of your lips dear 
But much more for the touch of your whips dear 
You can raise welts like nobody else 
As we dance to the Masochism tango 
 
Let our love be a flame, not an ember 
Say it's me that you want to dismember 
Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie 
As we dance to the masochism tango 
At your command, before you here I stand 
My heart is in my hand (Ecch!) It's here that I must be 
My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats 
And go put on your cleats and come and trample me 
 
Your heart's hard as stone or mahogany 
That's what I'm in such exquisite agony 
My soul is on fire, it's a flame with desire 
Which is why I perspire when we tango 
You caught my nose in your left castanet, love 
I can never forget, love, how this passion was born 
How I envied the rose that your teeth used to clench, love 
When I tried something french, love, all I got was a thorn! 
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches 
The last that I needed twenty stiches 
To sew up the gash that you made with your lash 
As we danced to the masochism tango 
Bash in my brain and make me scream with pain 
And kick me once agin, and say we'll never part 
I know too well I'm underneath your spell 
So darling if you smell something burning it's my heart 
Take your cigarette from its holder 
And burn your initials in my shoulder 
Fracture my spine, and swer that you're mine 
As we dance to the maso - - - chism tango!